can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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