found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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