yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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