those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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