all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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