Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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