in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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