i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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