we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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