Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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