omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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