When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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