I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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