If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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