She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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