Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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