Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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