YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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