We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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