this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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