Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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