So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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