I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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