she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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