It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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