Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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