im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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