haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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