What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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