I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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