i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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