member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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