Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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