Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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