Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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