I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
