Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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