White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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