Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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