No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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