Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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