He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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