if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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