I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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