Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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