so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
You don't make any sense
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