Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm jealous of your bromance
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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