Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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