i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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