there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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