oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I am spending my child support on dildos
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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