An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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