I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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