# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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