Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Ladies don't puke and tell
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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