I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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