You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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