So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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